So I was biking home from uni and I see a bunch of ducks in the water, then I see an empty sweet wrapper beside one duck. I keep biking on til I get so guilty and turn around and bike back to get the sweet wrapper out. But everyone was looking at me and the water looked ridiculously dirty, not to mention below 0° cold, and so I turned into a horrible person and biked away from the ducks and the sweet wrapper.

What if the duck ate the sweet wrapper? What if it choked on it?? What if I totally doomed a duck to death today?!?!

But then I went to the visa place to get my visa extended, and they took my passport. They said that i’ll get it back in four weeks, which means that I have absolutely NO ID for Friday’s party. Which fucking sucks. So they gave me this photocopy of my passport with apparently official stamps and signatures and whatever.

I HOPE IT WORKS. FUCK, THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR KILLING DUCKS.