1. Money can’t buy happiness but...
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but...
remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you,
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because...
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.
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