You wake up and see this looking down on you from your bed. What do you do?


(sorry for the bad photo, was taken on my phone)
a) Flip the fuck out and probably die because of it.
b) Rejoice.
c) Wonder how the fuck it’s doing that because you sleep in the top of a bunk bed
d) Punch it in the face and cry. And probably die of a heart attack afterward.
e) “Masky…?” And then give him some cheesecake because it’s probably what he wanted in the first place.
f) Scream and panic…
g) Hug him.
h) Not notice. Sleep on your stomach. He would probably get bored and leave.
i) Run like hell.
j) Kick that motherfucker in the face for disturbing your beauty sleep.

3 comments:

  1. D) Punch it in the face, then probs die of a heart attack afterwards. Haha.

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  2. e) “Masky…?” And then give him some cheesecake because it’s probably what he wanted in the first place.

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