Fo' real we have guidance councillors.

Guidance councellor: What's on your mind?

Me: Honestly?

Guidance councellor: Honestly, go ahead.

Me: Sex. This website. Sex. My followers.

Guidance councellor: So.. This website, is it eHarmony?

Me: No, what are you smoking? Does it look like I need eHarmony?

Guidance councellor: Okay well what is it called?

Me: I can't answer this question.

Guidance councellor: Why not? It's a simple question.

Me: NO ONE SPEAKS OF IT UNLESS YOU ARE PART OF IT. You do not have an account, therefore, we cannot talk about this. End of discussion.