Hello, my name is Mr Tickles and I have stolen Tom's laptop. I don’t live in this house, I just walk through the cat flap like I own the place and steal the other cats food which forces Tom to give me my own bowl of yummy grub so his stupid cats don’t go hungry.
Wait, I hear something…he’s coming, quick act like a cat…"meow…prrrrrrrrrr"….ha, silly human. I’ll be kicking him out before the winter is over and living in this house all by myself. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!