I hate it when Umbridge interrupts Dumbledore in OotP.

Dumbledore is just standing there being all smart and Dumbledore-like, and then Umbitch comes out of nowhere fucking interrupting him.

AND HE DIDN’T EVEN SMACK THAT BITCH.

Here’s how it should have went down:

Umbridge being like, “HEY DUMBLEDORE I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I’MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT -”

And then Snape stands up and says, “YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN DUMBLEDORE IS TALKING.”

And then Quirrell runs out of fucking nowhere like “NIGHT TROOOLL IN THE GREAT HALL! Oh wait, its just Dolores, hey Dolores what the fuck’s up?”

And then a dragon crashes through the window and cunt punts her to kingdom come.

And then once she’s gone, everyone goes on about their day as if nothing ever happened.

THAT’S JUST HOW I THINK IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED. THINK WHAT YOU WANT.