This police officer showed up at my apartment and I was in the middle of my movie and I didn't know who he was and he knocks on my door and my new roomie answers it and I hear serious talking and then I trudge down the steps...

...and I’m all “is everything okay?”

And the guy looks up at me and goes, “let me guess, Miss Breeny?”

And I’m all “yes...”

And he goes, “I pulled someone into custody yesterday. He said he knew you. His accomplice claimed the same.” And he paused and goes, “these two gangly guys said that you were the key to some string of murders on campus?”

And he’s completely serious and my roomie looks all pissed.

And I’m like “…what?”

And he goes on to continue and pulls a little note pad out of his pocket and says, “a mister Sam and Dean Winchester. Names sound familiar to you?”

And then the cop and my roomie start busting out laughing.

They’re old "high school" friends and my roomie thought it would be funny to play this practical joke on me.

I'm officially welcomed to America.