My first marriage.

• I was at the bus stop with my friends....
• ....and we saw the most adorable couple ever.
• So I went up to them and asked if they wanted to get married....
• ....and I could totally conduct their wedding....
• ....like....right then....
• ....and they’re like “you serious?”
• ....and i’m like “yeah dude.”
• ....and they let me.
• ....and I had no idea what their names were, but I knew they were Russian.
• So I started, “do you, Russian dude, take this Russian lady, to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
• ....and he said, “I do!”
• ....and I went, “and do you, Russian lady, take this dude to be your lawfully wedded Russian?”
• ....and she said, “I do!”
• ....and I said, “KISS HER NOW!”
• ....and he did.....
• ....and now they’re married.
• That was March 20th, around 1AM.