A pic from last night....

Oh fuck my ass looks huge.

I need to find the guy on campus who is putting these up. He seriously has my sense of humour.

FUCK SAKE IF SHE DIDN’T WEAR ALL THAT FUCKING MAKE UP AND HAVE PERFECT HAIR YOU WOULDN’T FUCKING BUM OFF HER.

So....

So, Scout did that “sloganmaker” thing. I decided to try it….

I got: “Naughty Little Claire”

I’ll accept that. Haha.

So what? That proves my point - he doesn't deserve you in his life. He is an asshole. Let him go, let him delete you off Facebook, let him do whatever the fuck he wants because he's not worth your tears, he's not worth anything. If he tries to talk to you, walk away. Don't let him get under your skin, the deep you let him get the more hurt you become.

I hate it when I’m the reason my friends became friends with my other friends And they become like best friends. And they hang out and talk about it in my face like nonstop and plan what they’re doing for the weekends also in front of my face. Like thanks for including me.

I went to some music competition today...

And I met this guy that I’ve been talking to on MSN for a while for the first time in real life. He plays bass. 

When we came home from the competition, he couldn't stop bragging about how he’s the fucking god of bass. 

at least he’s hot

Seriously, everywhere I look there’s happy couples.

I think i'm becoming depressed.

“Ew, you like him? He’s ugly though.”

 

Glad you think that. Less competition.

That awkward moment when everyone talks about losing weight and i'm just sat there like...*stuffing my face with a cream bun*

4 days until Barcelona!

4 days til seeing Dad again.
4 days til sexy Spanish accents.
4 days til possible spontaneous dance party on the streets.
4 days til shopping til i’m broke.
4 days til SPAIN, SPAIN, SPAIN!

I was at university today and some guy in my class who has never talked to me before handed me a whole box of Harry Potter valentine card.

 

And he was all “I heard you liked Harry Potter too, so thought you’d like them.”

Then he gave me a small bag of sweets and walked away.

I MUST MARRY HIM.

God damn now I'm hungry.

I really really want McDonalds. UGHHHH AHHHHHH, why don’t we have that?!

Or KFC. Or Burger King. Or.. or.. Nandos. Or Frankie and Benny's. Or Pizza Hut.

OR ANY OTHER PLACE I WANT.

In class, me and Lala said we wanted to DJ at civil partnerships.

Our playlist:-
‘I'm Coming Out’
‘Man, I Feel Like A Woman’
‘Too Sexy For My Shirt’
‘It's Raining

We're cute.

Believe In Me - Demi Lovato

Listen to it.

Appreciate it.

Love it.

Hot patootie, bless my soul. I really love that rock and roll!

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue

Ugh. This was mine and Jackie’s song.

Rules of a crime scene:

1. No giggling
2. No kittens (unless they are John Watson)

Confession No. 2

I know I say ‘I don’t give a shit’, but deep down, I really do.

Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity... What events would ensue?

250000 multicoloured balls bouncing down the streets of San Francisco.

Three things:

1. Someone asks me a question & I try to act dumb, so, I won’t have to answer it.
2. Isn’t it so sad when you get hurt to much you can finally say, "I’m used to it."
3. YOU’RE A FUCKING SLUTTYASS BITCH.

Not saying I hate my name or anything, but when my friend calls it 9 times in a row with her fucking German accent it makes me want to murder myself.

So what did we learn this week, kids?

My friend became my ex-friend because of the ‘blue waffle’ incident.

Australia does have something called the big banana.

Lidia taught me what octopus girl was - do NOT watch.

Whoever introduced me to Ellie Goulding is amazing.

It’s the hardest thing ever having one of your best friends in hysterical tears down the phone and all you want to do is murder the person/people responsible.

We’re having cheese fondue for dinner tonight.

Sounds well weird but basically, it involves bacon, potatoes and cheese so, erm, it's yum.

Okay so the bacon fries or cooks or whatever bacon does when its on the top, and you can put other shit to cook there too, and then the cheese goes in the triangle things and melts and once its melted you put it on your potato on your plate and ooh baby do you know what that's worth, "ooh heaven is a place on earth".

I know i’m not the most gorgeous or skinnest of girls, I know I don’t have the best personality ever and I understand I have hurt people in the past but I do not deserve this at all. It isn’t fair.

I'm in that mood.....

.....when I just want to annoy E V E R Y O N E and make stupid little comments about everything you see.

My dearest Andreas,

You were one of the first real friends I made here in Germany, and now you’re leaving to go back to Finland. I always knew that we’d eventually have to say goodbye, but it’s hard to accept that we won’t be planning trips to the city together anymore. I guess that’s the hard part about being an exchange student, or someone who’s always traveling in general: the goodbyes. Regardless, i’m happy I met you and I know that won’t be the last time we’ll see each other! Rakastan sinua, pannukakku! See you in Finland.

Love love love, Claire.

P.s. I know it was just yesterday, but I already miss you so much!

It has been said that time heals all wounds. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, in mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue, and the pain lessens but its never gone.

Free food? Ok, i'll go.

My geology professor forced our class to join her "science club" or something. She seduced us with Bagels.

Ugh.

I hate nights more than anything.
All I fucking do is sit here and cry because I miss Nick so much.
I’m so fucking lost without him here right now.
I’m so lonely. I just want to be able to cuddle up next to him and fall asleep, but I can’t do that.
I just want to hold him more than anything in this world.
I just wish he was here.

Confession No. 7131

I want to find someone who actually loves me for me.

I am drunk blogging....

“Beer is good, beer is good, beer is good and stuff.”
That song has been stuck in my head the whole night. OMG.
I’m tipsay and sad and it’s not good.
I took a train to the city to say goodbye to Andreas.
Because he’s leaving us for good and flying back to Finland next week.
And I ams sad because of that because it’s sad.
WHY ANDREAS WHY?!

I got bored in class...

DON’T PRETEND THAT YOU DIDN’T CRY THE FIRST TIME YOU LISTENED TO THIS.

New Hair (again)

LOL - I like live in my deaf havana t-shirts.